How to be a good architect’s wife
Friday, March 17th, 2006How to be a good architect’s wife:
- Scream hysterically upon entering a badly designed house
- Never let him outshine you [read: always be more fashionable than him]
- Learn not to sleep by drinking lots of coffee when he talks about roofs for half an hour
- Remember to always strike a pose [24-7], because they’re visually stimulated and gets paralyzed upon seeing anything beautiful
- Always say “interesting” and add a few nods if asked for your opinion about that famous award winning building that looks like a jail cell
- Don’t get mad when he says that you’re skin is like a first class material of an expensive house – this is actually the highest form of compliment from him
- He aint cheap, he’s just original
- He aint gay, he’s just metrosexual
- Never asked him about restaurant recommendations. He has no clue if the food is good or not. He only pays attention to the furniture, bathroom and its interior design
- Be grateful because he’s good with his hands J
