How to be a good architect’s wife

How to be a good architect’s wife:

  1. Scream hysterically upon entering a badly designed house

  2. Never let him outshine you [read: always be more fashionable than him]

  3. Learn not to sleep by drinking lots of coffee when he talks about roofs for half an hour

  4. Remember to always strike a pose [24-7], because they’re visually stimulated and gets paralyzed upon seeing anything beautiful

  5. Always say “interesting” and add a few nods if asked for your opinion about that famous award winning building that looks like a jail cell

  6. Don’t get mad when he says that you’re skin is like a first class material of an expensive house – this is actually the highest form of compliment from him

  7. He aint cheap, he’s just original

  8. He aint gay, he’s just metrosexual

  9. Never asked him about restaurant recommendations. He has no clue if the food is good or not. He only pays attention to the furniture, bathroom and its interior design

  10. Be grateful because he’s good with his hands J

3 Responses to “How to be a good architect’s wife”

  1. Venny Says:

    Hi Leila. Hope u still remember me. Hilarious piece of thought! Laughed my head off :D.

  2. Marcellino Says:

    Learn not to sleep by drinking lots of coffee when he talks about roofs for half an hour.

    Hmm … how about when he starts talking about Concrete Panels, cost for needed steel formworks, reinforcement for concrete slab, specific expansion high strenght filler, hot deep galvanized bolts with washers and plates, hot colored blueridge sheets, etc.?

    Can you still use coffee? or you have to start using gasoline? heheheh :p

  3. Gary Says:

    I will let my girl friend knows

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